10个超逗的双语笑话[组图]　

　　我是单身汉

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉." 　

　　死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

　　丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的. 　　

位置上的冰激凌

　　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"请原谅,你占了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

　　"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　别无选择

　　One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

　　亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"

　　总是口渴

　　Always Thirsty

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　总感到口渴

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　喝水洗苹果

　　A Useful Way

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What"s that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　一个有效的方法

　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？

　　杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

　　爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

　　杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

　　凯特的礼物

　　A Present

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.

　　凯特的礼物

　　凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？

　　妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？

　　凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

　　妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

　　凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

　　医生懂得多

　　The Doctor Knows Better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　医生懂得多

　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

　　医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

　　听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

　　妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

　　节约一顿饭

　　Waste or Save?

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?

　　浪费还是节约

　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？

　　他为什么喊

　　Why Is He Howling

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.

　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　他为什么喊

　　牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！